Lucas: Apologies Posted Apr 2, 2022 I apologize to everyone for being a non-functioning person today. No texts are being returned. No calls will be answered. Emails sit in "Unread". I have not turned on the TV. Conversations are short and to the point. I need complete silence. I do not need to explain why. If you aren't sure what the above three paragraphs mean, this is the wrong story for you. (GoHeels.com)