Open Letter from Pitt to ACC (Satire)

Posted Oct 6, 2011
We want to thank you for accepting us into your conference. We're going to be honest up front and throughout. But let's just say, you saved us. You saved us from h***. We know it, we thank you, we always wanted to be here, it's the best fit for us, we could not be happier. (warning: language) (Panther Rants)

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