How To Discuss The Wainstein Report With Your Wolfpack Relatives

Posted Nov 27, 2014
Well, Carolina students and alumni, it’s that time of year. Families will be celebrating Thanksgiving and the holidays over the next few weeks, and — like it or not — your long lost cousins have been waiting years to make up for how much more successful your life has been than theirs. The trash talk re: the Wainstein Report is inevitable, so here are a few tips to remember to keep your Thanksgiving holiday running smoothly. (Raleigh & Company)

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