The Onion: Excited Mike Krzyzewski Says Duke Squad Hasn't Been This Unlikable In Years

Posted Dec 7, 2011
Though cautioning that it is still early in the season, a beaming Mike Krzyzewski told reporters Monday he has not seen a Duke team this unlikable in many years, and is optimistic about the Blue Devils' chances to grow even more repulsive and annoying with practice. (Onion Sports Network)

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