Satire: UNC Boosters Outraged That Some Athletes Took Real Classes

Posted Oct 24, 2014
An organization of University of North Carolina athletic boosters expressed shock and outrage today over a report that a few members of UNC sports teams may have taken real classes, despite the widespread availability of fake ones. The report, which alleges that several players may have fulfilled the curriculum requirements of actual classes, sent shock waves through the UNC booster community. (The New Yorker)

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